What can i say other than, it's by me and might be good but also might be very poorly written.
Why am i bothering to do it at all? Well, the biggest reason is to get into the practise of copy writing in a particular way that is appealing to read and consume by other people.
Do i care if anyone reads it? I'd almost rather no-one read it at all but there you go, if people do then it'll be interesting to do some analysis on the visits and maybe even try some split a/b testing.
See, and there was you thinking that whoever is writing this must be sad....